Tag: 100 Questions No One Ever Asks

I was tagged by a fellow blogger, Jasmine, and anyone tagged is supposed to answer these questions, then tag someone else. I have no one I can think of right now, so I'll add a tag later when I do.

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Everyone has closet skeletons, so closed.

2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?
No, unless it's Head & Shoulders or Garnier Fructis.

3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Out. I need to be able to escape fast for contingency purposes.

4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No, but I'll probably get to it one of these days.

5:Do you like to use post-it notes?
I tend to avert tasks, and by virtue, avoid post-its. I use the Memo app on my phone, or a calendar, or an alarm.

6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I almost never cut out coupons.

7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Depends on my weapon of choice and whether I'm trapped in a cage or not.

8:Do you have freckles?
No, but I'd take them over pimples any day.

9:Do you always smile for pictures?
I try not to; my face looks fat when I smile. I look best when I look stoned. Maybe it's the angle.

10:What is your biggest pet peeve?
People whose sense of reason and logic has been blinded by ego and small-mindedness. They're biased and hold double standards for their selfish reasons. A few are my close friends, but shit happens.
Oh, and people who don't get my jokes.

11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
The only time was when I was conscripted into the army and was wondering how many marches we needed to do in an hour.

12:Have you ever peed in the woods?
Again, army. Field camp.

13:What about pooped in the woods?
Refer to answer 12.

14:Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
There's always music playing in my head, so...

15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Only when under stress.

16:How many people have you slept with this week?
How do I put this mildly? It's complicated.

17:What size is your bed?
Fun-sized.

18:What is your Song of the week?
No favourites at the moment.

19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Yes, with matching unicorn onesies and makeup. I don't judge.

20:Do you still watch cartoons?
Anime rocks. Some cartoons are great, but not the crap they show on TV now.

21:Whats your least favorite movie?
Frozen? HAHA

22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Why would I bury treasure that was already hidden? Next question.

23:What do you drink with dinner?
Water, milo and gravy.

24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Chilli or curry sauce from MacDonald's.

25:What is your favorite food?
Chilli crab? Fast food? First-world dilemma.

26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
All the superhero movies, Matrix, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, the classics of the 90's, like Flubber, 101 Dalmations, etc.

27:Last person you kissed/kissed you?
A date.

28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
In primary school.

29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
If I could remain anonymous and receive a thousand bucks for every shot, with hot female photographers and colleagues, why the hell not??

30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Last year, for a crush who unfortunately didn't quite feel the same way.

31:Can you change the oil on a car?
Is this a trick question?

32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Not while I was driving.

33:Ever ran out of gas?
Like when you can't burp or fart?

34:Favorite kind of sandwich?
Peanut butter and cheese.

35:Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Brunch.

36:What is your usual bedtime?
2.30am to 3am. When the ghosts are lively, ya know.

37:Are you lazy?
Puh-lease. I could have a job called 'lazy' and I'd still procrastinate.

38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Never did.

39:What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Snake.

40:How many languages can you speak?
English, Chinese, some Japanese.

41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
The National Service safra thingy, which I can't seem to unsubscribe to.

42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
Legos, you can't build robots with logs.

43:Are you stubborn?
I prefer the term "self-indulged".

44:Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
Letterman, gotta be Letterman.

45:Ever watch soap operas?
If you consider sitcoms, thrill/crime shows, or fantasy serials soap operas. Which they should, then yeah.

46:Are you afraid of heights?
Without a safety line, yeah. If I have my equipment, it's YOLO time.

47:Do you sing in the car?
If I don't think anyone can hear me.

48:Do you sing in the shower?
If I don't think anyone can hear me.

49:Do you dance in the car?
If I don't think anyone can see me.

50:Ever used a gun?
Army. Air guns as a kid.

51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
I honestly can't remember.

52:Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Yes, the first High School musical was great, but in general it's cheesy.

53:Is Christmas stressful?
Let's just say the Grinch is strong with this one.

54:Ever eat a pierogi?
I'm Chinese, by default, I must have.

55:Favorite type of fruit pie?
Blueberry pie.

56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
A scientist -- that's gone. An astronaut -- that's gone as well. Life is sad.

57:Do you believe in ghosts?
My body does. It's a compulsive phobia.

58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
I've lost count.

59:Take a vitamin daily?
Nah, it's protein shakes now. :)

60:Wear slippers?
Ever been to a pool or the beach, or lived in a tropical city without a pair? There you go.

61:Wear a bath robe?
Used to.

62:What do you wear to bed?
What I wear at home. As long as I have plenty of air space everywhere.

63:First concert?
Avril Lavigne.

64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
None. Not into marts.

65:Nike or Adidas?
Nike.

66:Cheetos Or Fritos?
Fritos.

67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Peanuts! Love 'em!

68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
Into the eleventh question, I started to doubt the structured intelligence of the person who set up these questions. Don't drop it further.

69:Ever take dance lessons?
I tried. And failed, utterly.

70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
No, she can do whatever she likes... As long as it's in the kitchen! :)
Jk, I really have no comments on this.

71:Can you curl your tongue?
No, can you wiggle your ears?

72:Ever won a spelling bee?
How can I when I don't have any competition? Ba dum tss.

73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Maybe? Don't recall.

74:Own any record albums?
I wish.

75:Own a record player?
Nah.

76:Regularly burn incense?
You seriously asking this?

77:Ever been in love?
I'm 25, take a guess.

78:Who would you like to see in concert?
Lindsey Stirling.

79:What was the last concert you saw?
Can't remember.

80:Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot, usually.

81:Tea or coffee?
Coffee. But ginger tea works really nicely.

82:Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Snickerdoodles... I guess?

83:Can you swim well?
I swim to survive.

84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
You mean to tell me some people can't??

85:Are you patient?
I am reasonably patient, but cross my boundaries and you'll meet the 21st century Doctor Jekyll.

86:DJ or band, at a wedding?
Band, definitely an army of musicians.

87:Ever won a contest?
Yeah, quite a few.

88:Ever have plastic surgery?
Never believed in them, but they do make cute girls.

89:Which are better black or green olives?
Green, I think.

90:Can you knit or crochet?
Nah.

91:Best room for a fireplace?
My study, bedroom, living room, kitchen.

92:Do you want to get married?
Some time in the far-flung future.

93:If married, how long have you been married?
N/A.

94:Who was your HS crush?
A girl. Her name has been buried in the abyss of my memories.

95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
I do so in a civilised manner. Like how most corporations and politicians negotiate.

96:Do you have kids?
Not that I know of.

97:Do you want kids?
Some time in the further flung future.

98:Whats your favorite color?
Azure.

99:Do you miss anyone right now?
Oh, at my age, honey, you'll always be missing someone.

BONUS JONAS: Something that happened in the Middle School:
My friends and I were in the computer lab, and if you put a bunch of adolescent guys with uncontrollable hormones in a room with internet, you basically can get only one outcome.

Later, my friend slipped a note into my bag to my parents. I didn't find out until my mum, who used to make sure I had everything I needed for school, found it and showed it to my dad. It took me a while to convince them that I didn't even know what the terms on the letter meant.

The note read: Your son watches porn.
I almost pummelled my friend's face in, but he said he didn't think my parents would actually find the note.